Cruising South to Mexico
Travel nearly 1,800 miles south from Ensenada to Acapulco and up the mainland coast. Destinations include Zihuatenajo, Manzanillo, Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and many lesser known anchorages. From there, travel across the Gulf of California to Baja, La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. See dolphin and whales in their natural habitat along with Isla Isabela, a Mexican National Park. Discover little known anchorages seldom visited by cruising boats along with spectacular sunsets in the tropics. Experience the sights and experiences in this exotic part of the World. Featured Destinations Include: The Mexican Riviera, Isabela & Mazatlan, Baja California.
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Drum Machines are Out That’s the Whole Idea,
Getting away from the sounds of the city is one of the ideas of cruising. I didn’t watch the movie because the preview was inundated with a hideously repetitive drum machine riff you used to hear in every single TV ad in the 90s. Why is this necessary?
“Buy a chevy…ticka ticka boom boom. Buy some soap. Boom boom tish boom boom tish”
“RELAX ON VACATION (nope I don’t think so) ticka ticka bum,ticka ticka bum,”
Even those wretched steel drums or in this case some decent Mariachi rubbish would be better than a Chinese water torture to the ears.
And it looks like it was taken with a cellphone camera.
And the camera novice sees her playing solitaire on the PC on the bridge and he must
be Captain Obvious because, questions coming from the camera operator are so completely noob, ” what are you doing? ” “I’m playing solitaire”.
They should have stopped there and then because without any meaningful information or entertaining
dialogue … “Hey there, I see you are eating an apple, how does that taste?”
“MMMM nom nomnom, LIKE AN APPLE”. “Say are you riding up front here?” “Yes this would be the front of the boat
and I’m riding on it, say why don’t you go play with the kids huh?”
“No I’m in the air hovering above you. Pretty amazing huh?”
Whoever is responsible for this catastrophe, please stay in Mexico with your home videos, as it collapses because this looks like a Canadian’s idea of a travel film. “I have a boonch of old videos of our trip I’ll slap them together and put hip hop drums behind it to hypnotize people into …. a seizure. Aye”
If it does that even one more time in the movie, I’d mutiny and it would be bloody.
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